Said Christopher Robin to Christopher Wren
“They are knocking London about again -
They’ve blown a hole in Mary-Le-Bow
And bombed Saint Paul’s a time or so -
We’ll just have to fix them all over again!”
Said Christopher Robin to Christopher Wren.

Said Christopher Wren to Christopher Robin
“I am glad that you feel that way -
Would you very much mind going down with Alice
And paying a call at Buckingham Palace
To see what the Queen might say?”
Said Christopher Robin to Christopher Wren

“We’ve been before and we’ll go again”
Though Alice says it is terrible hard
To slip by the Buckingham Palace Guard -
“But we manage to manage it now and then,”
Said Christopher Robin to Christopher Wren.

Said Christopher Wren to Christopher Robin
“What did her Majesty say?"
“The Queen gave both of us tea and cakes
And Alice kept muttering ‘Mercy Sakes’
And the Queen said she’d jolly well
See to it that everything’s fixed O.K.”
(As those funny Americans say)